The ultimate guide to Tinder men
Remember when I said this blog was personal, honest and primarily for me? Well, let’s test if my handful of readers have understood this. I have been wondering whether or not to write this, but I have 4 hours or so to kill, so I decided why the hell not. After this one, you’ll view me as a shallow, arrogant bitch. Hurray! Let’s go! At the beginning of the school year, about 3 months after a breakup, I decided to download the tinder app again. If you’ve used tinder, you’ll know that it’s practically a steaming, stinking cesspool filled with stinkier men, but I know people who have managed to get into good relationships through the app. It is possible, so, ever the optimist, I uploaded my most flattering selfies, rewrote my description four times and got to swiping. As I swiped through the men, matched, chatted, had very few first dates and no second ones, I decided that I needed a guide. And I’ll share it with you! For attention! And maybe, if we have the same tast...