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Oh no! Me or my friend is single!

I’m back, yay. I told you all before hand that this blog will be personal and I have no restrictions or obligations toward it. Let’s get to writing. So, I’m a single gal. At 21 years old, this is no reason for alarm whatsoever. I’m not behind on the ‘’schedule’’ that our society has created. Up until I reach the age of 30 or so, I have no need to nervously check my watch to see if I’m gonna miss the relationship-train. But still. I know this, but any single can confirm that it sure as hell doesn’t feel that way sometimes. Even at this young age, we are reminded of our single-ness almost everyday. By friends, family and society. Sometimes I can shrug these reminders off with ease, other times they can drive me to tears. Here are some examples: ·         Plus one events. Singles dread this shit. Sometimes we luck out and get to take a good friend with us, other times we’re not as fortunate. Remember S.A.S.B.A.H.T? Yeah, I took him bec...

The ultimate guide to Tinder men

Remember when I said this blog was personal, honest and primarily for me? Well, let’s test if my handful of readers have understood this. I have been wondering whether or not to write this, but I have 4 hours or so to kill, so I decided why the hell not. After this one, you’ll view me as a shallow, arrogant bitch. Hurray! Let’s go! At the beginning of the school year, about 3 months after a breakup, I decided to download the tinder app again. If you’ve used tinder, you’ll know that it’s practically a steaming, stinking cesspool filled with stinkier men, but I know people who have managed to get into good relationships through the app. It is possible, so, ever the optimist, I uploaded my most flattering selfies, rewrote my description four times and got to swiping. As I swiped through the men, matched, chatted, had very few first dates and no second ones, I decided that I needed a guide. And I’ll share it with you! For attention! And maybe, if we have the same tast...