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Love is a hoax, pass it on

Being in love is probably the most famous theme for the arts. Music, movies, tv shows, plays, books, even visual art, they all love love. This in and of itself isn’t a problem. Relationships and love, it is a fascinating subject. Most of my blog entries will probably be about it, too. I get it, it’s interesting. The problem however, is that the media is lying to all of us. They convey being in love to us as an absolutely amazing, perfect, best-thing-on-earth kinda thing, but it’s not. Being in love BLOWS FUCKING ASS, 95% of the time. Now I know this might sound like an outcry from a salty, heartbroken person who just got dumped, but it’s not. Let me explain what I mean. There are three possible situations concerning being in love. Situation 1 is where you and someone else are equally in love with each other, situation 2 is where someone is in love with you but you’re not interested, and situation 3 is where you like someone, but they’re not interested. Believe it or not, ...

Here goes nothing

Hello! If you’re reading these words, you will fall under one of these categories. Please pick yours and read the instruction that comes with it: You know me, and I have linked you this blog and/or given you permission to read it. Hey dude. You better feel grateful, because this shit is going to get personal. You will probably look at me very differently after reading this. You know me and you have stumbled upon this blog by accident, or you got this link from someone else. I have not given you permission to read it. OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOSE THIS AND TEXT ME. ASK ME BEFORE YOU READ IT, PLEASE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE FAMILY, GOD FORBID ONE OF MY PARENTS. I love you both to death, but this blog is very personal. I don’t want you to read about my favorite sex positions or how I survive on a single cookie and a pack of ramen a day. Please, ask my permission before you continue. You have no clue who I am. Hey, welcome! I’m so honored that you’re taking the time to rea...